March 20, 2006.

It's here.

At last.

The wait is over.

The day of The Great Unveiling has arrived.

Life as you know it has changed forever.

Everything that is past is prologue.

You waited, you checked one last time...and you win!

Yes, after all of those endless months of clicking back to this space time and time again, fruitlessly awaiting a new result to your fevered search, after all the agonizing build-up in the mainstream media, all the over-produced commercials you breathlessly sat through during the Super Bowl and "The Twenty" (and then heatedly recounted by the proverbial water cooler the next day), and all of the chattering blog posts and forwarded e-mails wondering what miraculous delights were lying just around the corner, the time has come at last for all of you to gaze upon the wonder, the glory, the widescreen emotional haymaker that is My Website.

Yes. Awesome, innit? I truly hope that was everything you were looking for.

***NEW!! ACTUAL CONTENT LISTED BELOW!! HOLYSHIT!!***

The Amazingly Awesome Complete Links Page!

A, Uh, Link To Google's Homepage!

More Content Coming At Some Indistinct Point Between Now And 2007! I think!

Admit it. You wish you were as cool as Ultraman.